Sunday, November 16, 2008

You know you're a dog person if...

LS was going through her files when she saw this. Yes, she has a file on dog humour. Some or all of you would've probably read it before as it was published quite a long time ago.

When LS read this a few years back, she went "Oh no, I don't think I do many of that".

But when she read it again minutes earlier, she went "Oh no! I'm doing most of that!!!"


I have trained LS well, haven't I?





Can your humans relate to these?

~ You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard but no small children

~ Lintwheels are on your shopping list every week.

~ Your freezer containes more dog bones than anything.

~ You hang around the dog section of your local bookstore way too often.

~ Your non-dog friends won't eat food prepared in your kitchen.

~ Your parents refer to your pet as their "grand-dog."

~ You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house but no babies.

~ You open your purse and that big bunch of baggies you use for pick-up pops out .

~ You skip breakfast so you can walk your dog in the morning before work.

~ The trash basket is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen sink, to keep the dog out of it while you're at work.

~ You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are dog nose prints all over the inside.

~ You don't go to happy hours with co-workers anymore because you need to go home and walk your dog.

~ You don't think it's the least bit strange to stand in the back yard chirping "Molly, Pee!" over and over at your dog who tends to play and forget what she's out there for.

~ You go to the pet supply store every Saturday because it's one of the very few places that lets you bring your dog inside, and the dog loves to go with you.

~ You get an extra long hose on your shower massage just so you can use it to wash the dog in the tub, without making the dog sit hip deep in water.

~ You and the dog come down with something flu like on the same day. The dog sees the vet while you settle for an over the counter remedy from the drug store.

~ You not only have dog toys strewn about, but your guests also have to be careful not to trip on the dog jumps. (well we gotta exercise them in the winter somehow)

~ Your weekend activities are planned around taking your dog for a hike.

~ You refer to yourself as "mommy" and "daddy".

~ Your dog sleeps with you.

~ You'd rather stay home on Saturday night and cuddle your doggies than go to the movies with your sweetie.

~ You keep an extra water dish in your second-floor bedroom, in case your dog gets thirsty at night.

~ You avoid vacuuming the house as long as possible because the dogs are afraid of the brain-sucker.

~ When your dog is getting old and arthritic, and you go buy lumber and build it a small staircase so it can climb onto the bed by itself.

~ You shovel a zig-zag path in the back yard snow so your dog can reach all of his favorite places.

~ Your have 32 different names for your dogs. Most make no sense but they understand.

~ Your dog eats cat poop but you still let him/her kiss you (but not immediately after, of course)

~ You never completely finish a piece of steak or chicken so the dog gets some too.

~ Poop has become a source of conversation for you and your significant other.

~ You are the only idiot walking in the pouring rain because your dog needs his walk.

~ You send birthday, anniversary and Christmas cards from your dog.

~ You like people who like your dogs. You despise people who don't.

~ You lecture people on responsible dog ownership every chance you get.

~ You keep eating even though you find a dog hair in your pasta.

~ You carry dog biscuits in your pockets all the time.
~ You make popcorn just so you can play catch with your dog.

~ You talk about your dogs like other people talk about their kids.

~ You have your dog pictures on your office desk. (but no one else's).

~ Your license plate or license plate frame mentions your dogs.

~ You match your furniture, carpet and clothes to your dog.


Source : The American Bloodhound Club Bulletin Spring 1996

39 comments:

Denise said...

I enjoyed these happy, thanks for sharing.

Latte said...

Thanks LS for sharing, so refreshingly funny but true :)

Raising Addie said...

LOL... that confirmed it. I'm a dog person and proud of it!

Great list! I had not read this before.

Thank you for sharing it!
Kisses
Addie

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Why is my mom laughing?

Why is she telling her mom AND my doggy nanny just wait until I read these to you?

Yep, guilty as charged: dog people here!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

jan said...

There are other ways to live?

Ruby said...

Hi LS
I found myself nodding yes to almost everthing on the list. I must be a dog person.
Take care
Ruby's mom JS

Heather said...

That was very cute. The funny thing is I can relate to over half of those on the list. Thanks for sharing!!!

MONA AND THE MOMMY! said...

Wow Happy's Mommy....the Mommy does all that too!! She never goes to the doctor but if I even sneeze she takes off work to take me to the Vet.

I did my flower post last night. I hope you loke the picture I used of you.

Thnaks for being part of my flower post and for being my friend.

Love ya lots.....Mona & the Mommy too!!

Lorenza said...

My mom agrees with all those things!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

the 4 Bs said...

hi Happy, those are perfect. our mom says she does most of those. hee hee!

woofs.

Bae Bae said...

That's a pawsome list

~ Bae

Abby said...

Hi, Happy...

My Mom says lots of them sound like her...

I think they make perfect sense...

Abby xxxooo

Lois Lane/Laney said...

I've seen these before, but they're still funny to read again!

bunch o'mutts said...

Dear Happy and LS, our pawerents are guilty of most things mentioned on the list. They considered buying us a baby pool for the garden but Sophie's claws are so sharp that they decided pool would not last too long.
love,
Bunch o'mutts

Mack said...

We said yes to all of the above - is that bad!??

Rambo said...

Happy,
that is so true! G-Mom tells everyone we are her grand-dogs.....he he. That's how she was able to get out of Italy to come and save me. (she told the travel agent that her grand-dog was lost)
Thanks for thinking about me. The fire is moving away from our house.
love,
Rambo

wildcatsthree said...

So true!
Abby & Rosie

Tatum Tot said...

Well yes! I read these to the Mum (Okay she read them to me) and she laughed with all of them!

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

The last one is a big part of the heeler family. Of course mom has brown furniture.. Don't forget about the fur in the corners of every room..


Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Chef said...

We relate to every single one of those too - fantastic!!

xo
Chef

Cathy said...

Come back and see me, I tagged you b/c you'd visited me in a specified time period - don't hate me - it was a fun project...
Cathy
http://bonaircat.blogspot.com

Maggie and Mitch said...

Mom says that way too many of these apply to her! We guess she must be a dog person! Good thing, right?!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Eric said...

Mom is laughing Happy...gulity laughter!

Wags, Eric x

Pedro said...

That list is just about right cause us dawgs take over your lives :P

Pedro

The Aphasia Decoder.... said...

Thanks for sharing these. I sure saw myself in many of the one liners.

Levi's mom

Moco said...

How true, how true!

Mary said...

So cute. Thanks for sharing. I got a chuckle out of some of these.

Thanks so much for your kind words on Aunt May and for your prayers.

Blessings,
Mary

Tiffanie said...

Very cute. Describes my mom and brother. They are always comparing their dogs to my kids. :)

willy wonka said...

mummy leaves a bowl of a water in the room?
NOT!
she doesnt coz i cant seem to get off their beds at night to drink HAHAH

Amber-Mae said...

I think I got my hoomans well trained too. How pawsome!!!!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Kess And Her Mama said...

Oh yes, mum was nodding at quite a few of those traits.

PS. I've only managed to post the award you gave me 2 months back...So sorry.

Noah the Airedale said...

We can sure relate to these and we're proud lol.
D's sister wont eat off our plates because we are in charge of the pre-rinse before the dishwasher hee hee.

Noah x

parlance said...

Now I can be really, really sure I'm a dog person! I have proof.

Dino and Family said...

My owners are definitely dog people! Yay! Thanks for sharing these! Love, Dino

Nancie said...

This is so sweet :) Thanks for sharing with us. Always a joy to visit both of you. Thanks for all your prayers and encouragements. Missed you and many others. May God continue to keep you in His love always. You are in my thoughts and prayers too. Take care and have a blessed week. Hugs.

MoziEsmé said...

I am a CAT person! Yet my freezer is full of doggy meat. Help! Some of this stuff just grosses me out. :)

MONA AND THE MOMMY! said...

Hey Happy,

I gave you some awards, so ya gotta come over and pick them up. I love to spread the love. I'm gonna have a snow post. If it snows where you live, I would love to have your picture in the snow so be part of my post.

Love ya lots........Mona

chasingsquirrelswithrusty said...

Love it! Mom says i's so true!

Barklove,
Rusty

Bobby said...

John does have a baby gate,he does carry treats, oh most of it aplies to him. I am glad to say. Nice little dog glad he got homed.