I have trained LS well, haven't I?
Can your humans relate to these?
~ You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard but no small children
~ Lintwheels are on your shopping list every week.
~ Your freezer containes more dog bones than anything.
~ You hang around the dog section of your local bookstore way too often.
~ Your non-dog friends won't eat food prepared in your kitchen.
~ Your parents refer to your pet as their "grand-dog."
~ You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house but no babies.
~ You open your purse and that big bunch of baggies you use for pick-up pops out .
~ You skip breakfast so you can walk your dog in the morning before work.
~ The trash basket is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen sink, to keep the dog out of it while you're at work.